Have you heard about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Most likely you have, but in case you haven’t, here’s a quick recap…
These two government sponsored enterprises that own, sell, insure, and generally slice-and-dice our mortgages were helped out by the U.S. government almost one week ago.
Helped out? Well, a couple hundred billion of our tax dollars may potentially have to go to work for them. Fannie and Freddie’s accounting methods combined with the lack of public knowledge regarding their current fiscal situation is a detailed subject that deserves its own post. Some see this as a positive sign. Mortgage rates are at their lowest levels in months, the government wants us to think that confidence should be restored in the housing market and that home prices should stabilize soon. Basically, this step is seen as a bottom in home prices, at least during this cycle.
Others see this as a ridiculous maneuver that defies the logic of our free market economy. They feel that our government is one step away from becoming socialists or, more drastically, communists.
The upshot of this entire deal? Our Treasury Department and many others are protecting a large part of our economy, and Fannie and Freddie, at least in their current forms, will cease to exist in a short while. They have moved to conservatorship status, and are now under control of the Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA). The CEOs from both companies have been dismissed, and the FHFA has installed new ones - both new executives have extensive background and track records of success in management at large financial entities TIAA-CREF and US Bancorp.
On to the
meat of this post. Many have said, written, etc., that these companies were, and are, too big to fail. It’s become a bit of a buzzword recently, starting with the Bear Stearns situation.
I thought I would ask myself the same question. Am I too big to fail? To save you from any more consternation, you should know that I am not, unfortunately, too big to fail.
- The assets that determine my current underlying value, according to GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles), are less than $100,000. No, it’s none of your business how much less.
Fannie and Freddie? Billion$, trillion$. No one knows exactly, as their assets are never static due to foreclosures, whereas mine are static unless I’m driving my car or using my golf clubs.
- I do not sell things that I own to foreign countries’ central banks, nor to huge multinational institutional investors. There was one time where someone from Nigeria tried to get me to ship them the hip video game system I had listed on Ebay, after which they would send me payment via money transfer, but I digress. Fannie and Freddie? Fannie just completed, within the past few days, another debt offering. Freddie is finding it harder to sell their debt at the moment, but they succeeded in the past.
- My continued success is not vital to the United States’ economy as a whole. I might like to think so, but it just ain’t that important if I go bankrupt or not. Fannie and Freddie? They win this one as well.
- There are many more reasons, but this post is too long already. If you made it to the end, thanks for your time. As your reward, look at that meat again. Mmmmm.
As a post script, if you are too big to fail, by all means let me know your reasons why.